{"product_id":"apex-inventory-t-shirt","title":"Apex Inventory T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eIs your social battery currently fossilized?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e 🦴\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eMeet the CEO of Social Distancing: a Triceratops who officially traded boardroom small talk for a quiet cup of coffee and a book on extinction. While the rest of the world is buffering on a Zoom call, this legendary herbivore is busy mastering the art of being left alone. If your favorite part of any meeting is the \"Leave Meeting\" button, you’ve just found your prehistoric soulmate. 🌿\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eThis isn't just a shirt; it's a \"Do Not Disturb\" sign for the modern era.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eWhy you'll love it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e🎨 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eThe Ultimate Relatable Graphic:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e Featuring a sophisticated Triceratops in spectacles, ignoring the digital noise—perfect for the office worker who values their \"me-time.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e📚 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eWitty Hidden Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e From the \"History of Extinction\" book to the tiny dinosaur footprint on the mug, it's a design made for true dino-nerds with a sense of humor.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e👕 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003ePremium Comfort for Solo Missions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e Crafted from ultra-soft cotton, it’s the perfect uniform for working from home, hitting the library, or avoiding eye contact in the grocery store.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e🖋️ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eA Statement of Pride:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e Let the world know you've been a \"Solo Operator\" since the Cretaceous period. Some things never go out of style—like boundaries.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eOur Promise to You:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e🛡️ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e30-Day Money-Back Guarantee:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e We are so confident you’ll love this shirt that we offer a risk-free, 30-day refund policy if you’re not 100% satisfied.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eDon't let this deal go extinct! Grab yours today and stay \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eTri-ceratops\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e of your social distancing game. ☕\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (selected heathers contain blends).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape for shape retention and durability.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified for comfort and safety.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- DTG\/DTF printing options for crisp artwork on sleeves and neck labels; EU 2-year warranty.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not bleach\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not 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