{"product_id":"dino-sized-weekend-t-shirt","title":"Dino-Sized Weekend T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eIs your \"Adulting\" extinction event happening a little too fast?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e 🌴☕\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eWe’ve all been there. Monday hits like a meteor, and by Wednesday, you’re just trying to keep your head above water (or spreadsheets). This design is for the dreamers who spend their weekdays counting down the seconds until they can finally hit \"Do Not Disturb.\" Featuring a laid-back Brachiosaurus who has clearly figured out the secret to survival, this tee is your official uniform for reclaiming your peace. Whether you’re actually on a beach or just lounging on your couch, this shirt reminds the world that your weekend plans are strictly limited to zero responsibilities.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eWhy you'll love it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e☀️ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eVintage Sunset Vibes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e The warm oranges and cool teals deliver a classic 70s surf-shop aesthetic that looks incredible on any skin tone.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e😂 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eRelatable \"Adulting\" Humour:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e The clever slogan about escaping the \"extinction event called adulting\" is an instant ice-breaker and a mood-setter.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e🏝️ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eTotal Chill Aesthetic:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e From the headband to the sunglasses, every detail of our dino friend screams \"out of office.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e☁️ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eCloud-Like Softness:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e Crafted from premium, breathable cotton that stays soft and durable through every nap and weekend adventure.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eOur Promise to You:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cblockquote style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e🛡️ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e30-Day Money-Back Guarantee:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e We are so confident you’ll love this shirt that we offer a risk-free, 30-day refund policy if you’re not 100% satisfied.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eOrder yours today and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003esave yourself\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e from the daily grind! It’s time to make your weekends \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eDino-sized\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e. 🦕✨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for a soft, breathable feel\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to hold shape and reduce stretching\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label for comfortable wear; DTF\/DTG printed design for vibrant, durable colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Ethically sourced materials and safety-certified (Oeko-Tex; EU 2-year warranty)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not bleach\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not 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