{"product_id":"hr-called-i-m-extinct-t-shirt","title":"HR Called I’m Extinct T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eEver felt like your job security is about as stable as a meteor shower?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e ☄️💼\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eWe’ve all had those mornings where the corporate jungle feels a little too predatory. Whether it's a \"restructuring,\" a \"downsizing,\" or just a very awkward meeting with Human Resources, sometimes the office makes you feel like you’re one email away from becoming a fossil. 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