{"product_id":"i-very-strongly-t-shirt","title":"I Very Strongly T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eWhether you’re directing your own survival or identifying as a rock, we’ve got the tee for you.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e 🎬🦴\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eLife is a wild movie, and sometimes you’re the director; other times, you’re just the fossil waiting to be left alone. These two designs represent the ultimate duality of the modern \"Prehistoric\" human. One pushes you to keep your eyes on the prize (survival, obviously), while the other gives you the perfect excuse to stay in bed and pretend you’ve been buried for 66 million years.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eDesign 1: The Prehistoric Director\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\"Always Keep Your Focus Purely On Prehistoric Survival\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e🎥 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eMeta-Humor:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e A Stegosaurus directing a T-Rex? It’s a hilariously ironic take on leadership and staying focused in a world of chaos.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e🌅 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eRetro Sunset Vibes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e The distressed, circular sunset gives it that classic 80s vintage feel that never goes out of style.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e✨ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eThe \"Motivation\" Piece:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e Perfect for the hustlers who treat every day like a mission to survive the urban jungle.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eDesign 2: The Buried Fossil\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\"I Very Strongly Identify As A Buried Fossil Leave Me Here\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e🛑 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eIntrovert Anthem:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e The universal \"Do Not Disturb\" sign for anyone whose social battery is currently at 0%.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e😂 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eRelatable Burnout:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e We’ve all had those Mondays where we’d rather be a fossil than a functioning adult.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli 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