{"product_id":"prehistoric-diversity-t-shirt-copy","title":"Mongo Is Appalled! T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eGod dammit, Donut! You can’t just go around looking this fabulous... or can you?\u003c\/b\u003e 🐈👑🦖\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eIf you know, you know. This design is a vibrant tribute to the most iconic duo in the dungeon. Featuring the magnificent, feathered raptor Mongo and the ever-glamorous Princess Donut—complete with her signature sunglasses and tiara—this shirt captures the peak \"appalled\" energy that fans adore. 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