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He’s the physical manifestation of what happens when you’ve been \"grinding it out\" for 66 million years.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eThe beauty of this design lies in its perfect mimicry of a genuine vintage scientific illustration. At a distance, it looks like a sophisticated piece of natural history, but up close, it reveals a hilarious, dark corporate truth that only you and your coworkers will truly appreciate. The crisp, academic line work and the clever \"Latin-ish\" labels make it a brilliant conversation starter for the office breakroom. 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